Wednesday, June 18, 2008

A Pickle On A Bicycle

Is Lil' Jon teaching poetry at The Girl's school now?
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Monday, June 16, 2008

I Bet This Never Happens To The REAL Batman...

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Parental Advisory: Watching Kung Fu Panda can cause delayed bodily harm to five year old boys.

Big ups to Grandma for catching this on video.
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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Happy Father's Day

And he's the only daddy you're going to get, at least until Keanu Reeves comes to his senses and gives Mama a call...
He makes the BEST pancakes. Hard to eat them without a mouth, though.

Pancakes and pasta are actually the only things he knows how to cook. And they're the only things The Girl likes to eat. Coincidence...or conspiracy?

Cute... but the fact that she made herself the same size as her daddy makes me believe that she considers herself his "equal," and gives light to her simmering Electra complex...

Yep, Electra complex - confirmed. I am going to have to have a little talk with her about the massage idea.
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Friday, June 13, 2008

Open Mic night at the Kinder Komedy Klub




Second show's at 8. Try the veal, folks, and don't forget to tip your waitress.
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Thursday, June 5, 2008

Pick Your Battles


I don't know why Spawn are so violently opposed to wearing matching footwear. I can tolerate the socks...but I had to draw the line at the One Croc/One Moc The Girl tried to sneak past me...
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Learning Third Person

I don't know what Wal-Marts she's shopped at, but I have yet to see one with giant grapes hanging from the ceiling. The rude employees look about right, though.
Yeah. Who IS this alligator?
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Sunday, June 1, 2008

Equal Opportunity For The Boy

When I asked The Boy what this was, he said, "It's a boy with girl hair and a mustache." Don't know what the devil horns are for, though, or what kind of adults have been lurking at the playground lately...
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