I really hope he is good at sports

The Boy: Mommy, I made you a picture:



Me: What is it?

TB: It's an angry person who is shooting fire from his mouth and his hat.

Me: Oh, yes, of course! It's...lovely.

TB: I know. I'm going to be an art teacher when I grow up.

It's Going To Be A Tough Kindergarten Year For The Boy

Because nothing motivates a five-year-old Star Wars-obsessed boy like having to color a "fashion parade" of cute fuzzy animals.